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[ How do I ask you for something without sounding needy or embarrassing.
It was better when all I needed was platinum. ]
While I suspect we are low on combined funding, there is an item which we are lacking and from which I believe we would both derive benefit, should you pass any stores.
It was better when all I needed was platinum. ]
While I suspect we are low on combined funding, there is an item which we are lacking and from which I believe we would both derive benefit, should you pass any stores.
(it's unbefitting for a captain to become too possessed by violent curiosity where the personal demands of his first officer are concerned, but this involves him directly.
that makes it 1701% okay.)
Never mind the price. You and I aren't exactly idle, so we're bound to come into some currents eventually.
What should I pick up?
that makes it 1701% okay.)
Never mind the price. You and I aren't exactly idle, so we're bound to come into some currents eventually.
What should I pick up?
A primitive hairdryer.
[ okay ]
If I may anticipate your concerns regarding my priorities, allow me first to reference life on the Enterprise, to which you have been accustomed for three years, two months, and eleven days, and I for fourteen years, three months, and eight days. During that time I have made near exclusive use of the ship's sonic showers as they have proved adequate in completely removing dirt and other undesirable substances from the Vulcan body. [ And if you think he's going to go into detail about Vulcan anatomy to prove his point, think again. ]
Here this option has been removed from me and I believe my ability to present myself appropriately as a representative of the Federation will be damaged if I am to have damp hair or allow it dry naturally. [ I am so uncomfortable with wet hair and I can't admit that because that is a feeling. ]
[ okay ]
If I may anticipate your concerns regarding my priorities, allow me first to reference life on the Enterprise, to which you have been accustomed for three years, two months, and eleven days, and I for fourteen years, three months, and eight days. During that time I have made near exclusive use of the ship's sonic showers as they have proved adequate in completely removing dirt and other undesirable substances from the Vulcan body. [ And if you think he's going to go into detail about Vulcan anatomy to prove his point, think again. ]
Here this option has been removed from me and I believe my ability to present myself appropriately as a representative of the Federation will be damaged if I am to have damp hair or allow it dry naturally. [ I am so uncomfortable with wet hair and I can't admit that because that is a feeling. ]
I believe I have the whole picture now, Mr. Spock, thanks to your careful explanation. Were we to persist without one, the outcome would surely be dire. Consider the hairdryer bought.
I'm left with one question, however, if you would be so kind as to answer it for me.
I'm left with one question, however, if you would be so kind as to answer it for me.
("gratified"... kirk knows he should be nice. that he should just let it go, lest spock refuse to ask any favours of him in the future. he'll behave himself and they'll both be better off.)
Is it the prevailing sense of unkemptness, or the sensation of water that you're more averse to?
(nvm)
Is it the prevailing sense of unkemptness, or the sensation of water that you're more averse to?
(nvm)
(was it worth it, jim? WAS IT?)
Come on, there must be more you need and I'm already out. Having a couple of tubes of toothpaste to our names isn't going to cut it. I've drawn up a list you're free to add to while I locate the aisle with the hairdryers:
-Soaps
-Shaving cream
-Razor
-Face wash
-Shampoo/Conditioner
-Moisturizing lotion
(.....,,)
Not all at once, apparently. This is starting to sound expensive and the list hasn't even left the washroom.
Come on, there must be more you need and I'm already out. Having a couple of tubes of toothpaste to our names isn't going to cut it. I've drawn up a list you're free to add to while I locate the aisle with the hairdryers:
-Soaps
-Shaving cream
-Razor
-Face wash
-Shampoo/Conditioner
-Moisturizing lotion
(.....,,)
Not all at once, apparently. This is starting to sound expensive and the list hasn't even left the washroom.
[ Now he's faced with a dilemma. How committed does he want to remain to this new guarding of his privacy? For all the carefully unsaid words between them he is aware of what Jim is doing and what he's attempting to curtail before it grows into a new pattern of existence.
Well. Logically– ]
There are indeed other items which I require but they are not pressing. As you have already noted, we will not be able to purchase all these items at once. It is logical to focus on food first as well as [ ahem ] toiletries.
Well. Logically– ]
There are indeed other items which I require but they are not pressing. As you have already noted, we will not be able to purchase all these items at once. It is logical to focus on food first as well as [ ahem ] toiletries.
(don't get shy now, we shared the facilities for years)
Food, toiletries, and clothing to wear while our uniforms are being laundered.
(oh, he forgot about the blasted laundry. face in hand, he enters the hair care aisle with a low sigh. this is going to be more challenging than he initially thought, but surely two regimented starfleet officers will be able to manage any and all domestic matters. quickly and efficiently.
surely.)
-Detergent
Food, toiletries, and clothing to wear while our uniforms are being laundered.
(oh, he forgot about the blasted laundry. face in hand, he enters the hair care aisle with a low sigh. this is going to be more challenging than he initially thought, but surely two regimented starfleet officers will be able to manage any and all domestic matters. quickly and efficiently.
surely.)
-Detergent
[ How could I ever forget our frigid bathroom and its occasional persistent dampness. ]
I suggest a more economical alternative of buying soap components and creating our own with minor modulations as needed to serve individual purposes. I am ready to comprise that list if you do not have it readily available.
[ You know. In your head. ]
Do you have any experience as a tailor?
I suggest a more economical alternative of buying soap components and creating our own with minor modulations as needed to serve individual purposes. I am ready to comprise that list if you do not have it readily available.
[ You know. In your head. ]
Do you have any experience as a tailor?
(spock wants to make them their own soap products, and all kirk can think is there goes the sanctity of the bathtub. at least it's being sacrificed for a good cause, and not being used as a convenient basin in which to mix a boatload of dynamite.
YET.)
Excellent idea, Mr. Spock. One I'll leave in your capable hands, seeing as I don't have a soap recipe readily available.
Do you need something sewn?
YET.)
Excellent idea, Mr. Spock. One I'll leave in your capable hands, seeing as I don't have a soap recipe readily available.
Do you need something sewn?
Very well. Based upon the resemblance to past Earth time periods, we shall require the following:
- Lye
- Vegetable oil (coconut, olive, or hemp)
- Salt
- Baking soda (Sodium bicarbonate)
- Vinegar
I will leave any coloring or scent addition to your discretion.
As for what I need sewn, I am merely attempting to lower our costs by suggesting we purchase bolts of fabric in opposition to ready-made clothing.
[ This is Spock making a considerable sacrifice, fashionista that he is. Of course they could just HUG... ]
- Lye
- Vegetable oil (coconut, olive, or hemp)
- Salt
- Baking soda (Sodium bicarbonate)
- Vinegar
I will leave any coloring or scent addition to your discretion.
As for what I need sewn, I am merely attempting to lower our costs by suggesting we purchase bolts of fabric in opposition to ready-made clothing.
[ This is Spock making a considerable sacrifice, fashionista that he is. Of course they could just HUG... ]
I can make a basic stitch, maybe hem a pair of pants, but if you want me to make an entire outfit, Spock, you'll wind up looking like a scarecrow.
The rest sounds manageable.
(does it??? lye?????)
Most of these can be picked up on a grocery run, because I'm certain I won't find them here. I think I'm going to have to take a picture of this whole section, unless you know which type of dryer you'd like offhand.
The rest sounds manageable.
(does it??? lye?????)
Most of these can be picked up on a grocery run, because I'm certain I won't find them here. I think I'm going to have to take a picture of this whole section, unless you know which type of dryer you'd like offhand.
[ A... scarecrow.
The reference takes time to register, certainly never having the chance to see such a creation in person but he's aware of their existence and never codified it in relation to clothing rather than their straw-like composition. A hand instead lifts slowly to his hair, privately concerned. ]
I have done no such research yet, Captain. I trust your discretion but can provide facts and specs on differing types if you would prefer. I will furthermore educate myself in the basics of clothes-making.
[ Here he goes, already starting in on this new project at top speed. ]
The reference takes time to register, certainly never having the chance to see such a creation in person but he's aware of their existence and never codified it in relation to clothing rather than their straw-like composition. A hand instead lifts slowly to his hair, privately concerned. ]
I have done no such research yet, Captain. I trust your discretion but can provide facts and specs on differing types if you would prefer. I will furthermore educate myself in the basics of clothes-making.
[ Here he goes, already starting in on this new project at top speed. ]
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