If I may anticipate your concerns regarding my priorities, allow me first to reference life on the Enterprise, to which you have been accustomed for three years, two months, and eleven days, and I for fourteen years, three months, and eight days. During that time I have made near exclusive use of the ship's sonic showers as they have proved adequate in completely removing dirt and other undesirable substances from the Vulcan body. [ And if you think he's going to go into detail about Vulcan anatomy to prove his point, think again. ]
Here this option has been removed from me and I believe my ability to present myself appropriately as a representative of the Federation will be damaged if I am to have damp hair or allow it dry naturally. [ I am so uncomfortable with wet hair and I can't admit that because that is a feeling. ]
I believe I have the whole picture now, Mr. Spock, thanks to your careful explanation. Were we to persist without one, the outcome would surely be dire. Consider the hairdryer bought.
I'm left with one question, however, if you would be so kind as to answer it for me.
("gratified"... kirk knows he should be nice. that he should just let it go, lest spock refuse to ask any favours of him in the future. he'll behave himself and they'll both be better off.)
Is it the prevailing sense of unkemptness, or the sensation of water that you're more averse to?
Come on, there must be more you need and I'm already out. Having a couple of tubes of toothpaste to our names isn't going to cut it. I've drawn up a list you're free to add to while I locate the aisle with the hairdryers:
[ Now he's faced with a dilemma. How committed does he want to remain to this new guarding of his privacy? For all the carefully unsaid words between them he is aware of what Jim is doing and what he's attempting to curtail before it grows into a new pattern of existence.
Well. Logicallyβ ]
There are indeed other items which I require but they are not pressing. As you have already noted, we will not be able to purchase all these items at once. It is logical to focus on food first as well as [ ahem ] toiletries.
(don't get shy now, we shared the facilities for years)
Food, toiletries, and clothing to wear while our uniforms are being laundered.
(oh, he forgot about the blasted laundry. face in hand, he enters the hair care aisle with a low sigh. this is going to be more challenging than he initially thought, but surely two regimented starfleet officers will be able to manage any and all domestic matters. quickly and efficiently.
[ How could I ever forget our frigid bathroom and its occasional persistent dampness. ]
I suggest a more economical alternative of buying soap components and creating our own with minor modulations as needed to serve individual purposes. I am ready to comprise that list if you do not have it readily available.
(spock wants to make them their own soap products, and all kirk can think is there goes the sanctity of the bathtub. at least it's being sacrificed for a good cause, and not being used as a convenient basin in which to mix a boatload of dynamite.
YET.)
Excellent idea, Mr. Spock. One I'll leave in your capable hands, seeing as I don't have a soap recipe readily available.
I can make a basic stitch, maybe hem a pair of pants, but if you want me to make an entire outfit, Spock, you'll wind up looking like a scarecrow.
The rest sounds manageable.
(does it??? lye?????)
Most of these can be picked up on a grocery run, because I'm certain I won't find them here. I think I'm going to have to take a picture of this whole section, unless you know which type of dryer you'd like offhand.
The reference takes time to register, certainly never having the chance to see such a creation in person but he's aware of their existence and never codified it in relation to clothing rather than their straw-like composition. A hand instead lifts slowly to his hair, privately concerned. ]
I have done no such research yet, Captain. I trust your discretion but can provide facts and specs on differing types if you would prefer. I will furthermore educate myself in the basics of clothes-making.
[ Here he goes, already starting in on this new project at top speed. ]
Don't let me stop you if it's something you'd like to do, but there is a simple way to increase our government stipend. Synchrony, manna, currents. A touch on the shoulder or arm could get us what we need.
A logical mind is forced to come to terms with an equally logical suggestion, one only not immediately agreed to because of its underlying implications, all of which must be carefully digested.
He has served as science officer on the USS Enterprise for years and in that time has made it a priority to ensure that his equipment is functioning at peak efficiency, in many cases achieving his desired results through personal modifications and upgrades. His sensors, after all, must be able to perform three broad functions when coming into contact with an unknown, each one critical: first, they must determine the point of origin of the reading; second, they must report back the composition of that which is measured; and third, they must be able to register the strength of the signal itself.
The purpose of logic is to problem-solve in an uncertain environment. That's what Michael had said once, and still it holds true.
He has devoted no small amount of time in the past three years to the analysis of his relationship with James T. Kirk, but the near-constant peripeteias of life aboard the Enterprise allow for any number of hiding places away from stillness. Now he prompts a functional realization of that undefined bond and he finds himself redirecting his scientific method to adjust it for the rigors of interpersonal dynamics.
Point of origin: The simplest. It has been and always shall be Jim himself.
Composition: That he cannot see. It's as if it's all he can do to bounce atoms off a black box and take a spectrographic analysis of what is returned to him. But even that wave of colors, up and down spikes on the warm side of the spectrum, requires objective comparison. How can that be achieved when he has never encountered Vulcansβ no, when he has never encountered humans interacting with one another as Kirk interacts with him?
Strength: In a way, the most complex and yet also the foregone conclusion. The significant power of their connection is one he's been aware of for some time; telepathic sensitivity denies him any claim at ignorance. Besides, were he not able to validate their compatibility on his own, it remains a fact that it's been witnessed by any number of alien species who have so quickly identified one or the other as their respective weakness. For as jarred as he has been during past melds with emotional, erratic humans, his times of joining with the most passionate and compelling of these minds has not challenged him due to discomfort. Only due to a desire to remain connected longer than is wise, certainly longer than he had been advised by Vulcan elders on a hot planet a lifetime ago. Just how much, he wonders dispassionately, removedly, would they scorn him?
For as murky as the definition of their bond is and as clear its strength, it's the latter that would disturb Vulcan sensibility.
There have been life-long friends with more disquieting and personally disturbing connections than that of married pairs. Soulmate is a word reserved for insult or pity as often as it is for commendation. And now there is a chance for them to measure, quantifiably, just how excessive Spock's failures have been in keeping humans at arm's-length.
He will know. They will know.
And yet... There's no logical defense he can offer, especially not when his equally logical analysis has borne so little fruit. ]
You are correct, Jim. I shall postpone my research until it is determined to be necessary.
I do not comprehend, however, the need for this hairdryer's ornamentation. I would ask that you pass along its specifications as listed while I continue my search for information on other brands.
(as no pause comes, he's deaf to spock's interior monologue.
he was careful to present the option concisely, without pomp and circumstance despite the parade in his chest. what he receives in return is a logical agreement, one he suspects his first officer has cogitated for some time; as a result, kirk decides there must be another explanation for how tightly he's holding his phone.)
Specifications: Salton brand, standard electric hairdryer; adjustable speed (low, medium, and high) and temperature (hot, or cool to "seal the cuticle"); 1875W, 125v-60 Hz; 6.56' cord.
A novelty item that packs a punch. I think it's charming, don't you?
Considerable wattage and cord length. Both make for an item suitable for our purposes. If it is also comparable in price, I foresee no issues with this purchase, Captain.
I suggest that you do not genuinely desire commentary from me on the aesthetic value.
[ I was raised in luxury and that thing is not luxurious. ]
(with neither of them backing down from this silent bluffing war, kirk drops the duck dryer into the swaggy hand basket now resting in the bend of his elbow.)
You know that your commentary is always welcomed and appreciated, Spock. I value your opinion, so don't go holding back on my account.
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If I may anticipate your concerns regarding my priorities, allow me first to reference life on the Enterprise, to which you have been accustomed for three years, two months, and eleven days, and I for fourteen years, three months, and eight days. During that time I have made near exclusive use of the ship's sonic showers as they have proved adequate in completely removing dirt and other undesirable substances from the Vulcan body. [ And if you think he's going to go into detail about Vulcan anatomy to prove his point, think again. ]
Here this option has been removed from me and I believe my ability to present myself appropriately as a representative of the Federation will be damaged if I am to have damp hair or allow it dry naturally. [ I am so uncomfortable with wet hair and I can't admit that because that is a feeling. ]
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I'm left with one question, however, if you would be so kind as to answer it for me.
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I find your choice of the word "dire" to be an exaggeration, but I am gratified by your response otherwise.
What is your inquiry?
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Is it the prevailing sense of unkemptness, or the sensation of water that you're more averse to?
(nvm)
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(in all seriousness, though:)
Stand by, I'm coming up on a department store. I think.
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Assuredly.
In the future I will not allow myself or you to be put in such a position. I shall make certain I have all items I require.
[ There it is, there he goes removing him from the favor list. ]
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Come on, there must be more you need and I'm already out. Having a couple of tubes of toothpaste to our names isn't going to cut it. I've drawn up a list you're free to add to while I locate the aisle with the hairdryers:
-Soaps
-Shaving cream
-Razor
-Face wash
-Shampoo/Conditioner
-Moisturizing lotion
(.....,,)
Not all at once, apparently. This is starting to sound expensive and the list hasn't even left the washroom.
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Well. Logicallyβ ]
There are indeed other items which I require but they are not pressing. As you have already noted, we will not be able to purchase all these items at once. It is logical to focus on food first as well as [ ahem ] toiletries.
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Food, toiletries, and clothing to wear while our uniforms are being laundered.
(oh, he forgot about the blasted laundry. face in hand, he enters the hair care aisle with a low sigh. this is going to be more challenging than he initially thought, but surely two regimented starfleet officers will be able to manage any and all domestic matters. quickly and efficiently.
surely.)
-Detergent
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I suggest a more economical alternative of buying soap components and creating our own with minor modulations as needed to serve individual purposes. I am ready to comprise that list if you do not have it readily available.
[ You know. In your head. ]
Do you have any experience as a tailor?
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YET.)
Excellent idea, Mr. Spock. One I'll leave in your capable hands, seeing as I don't have a soap recipe readily available.
Do you need something sewn?
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- Lye
- Vegetable oil (coconut, olive, or hemp)
- Salt
- Baking soda (Sodium bicarbonate)
- Vinegar
I will leave any coloring or scent addition to your discretion.
As for what I need sewn, I am merely attempting to lower our costs by suggesting we purchase bolts of fabric in opposition to ready-made clothing.
[ This is Spock making a considerable sacrifice, fashionista that he is. Of course they could just HUG... ]
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The rest sounds manageable.
(does it??? lye?????)
Most of these can be picked up on a grocery run, because I'm certain I won't find them here. I think I'm going to have to take a picture of this whole section, unless you know which type of dryer you'd like offhand.
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The reference takes time to register, certainly never having the chance to see such a creation in person but he's aware of their existence and never codified it in relation to clothing rather than their straw-like composition. A hand instead lifts slowly to his hair, privately concerned. ]
I have done no such research yet, Captain. I trust your discretion but can provide facts and specs on differing types if you would prefer. I will furthermore educate myself in the basics of clothes-making.
[ Here he goes, already starting in on this new project at top speed. ]
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Don't let me stop you if it's something you'd like to do, but there is a simple way to increase our government stipend. Synchrony, manna, currents. A touch on the shoulder or arm could get us what we need.
How about this one?
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i don't know
A logical mind is forced to come to terms with an equally logical suggestion, one only not immediately agreed to because of its underlying implications, all of which must be carefully digested.
He has served as science officer on the USS Enterprise for years and in that time has made it a priority to ensure that his equipment is functioning at peak efficiency, in many cases achieving his desired results through personal modifications and upgrades. His sensors, after all, must be able to perform three broad functions when coming into contact with an unknown, each one critical: first, they must determine the point of origin of the reading; second, they must report back the composition of that which is measured; and third, they must be able to register the strength of the signal itself.
The purpose of logic is to problem-solve in an uncertain environment. That's what Michael had said once, and still it holds true.
He has devoted no small amount of time in the past three years to the analysis of his relationship with James T. Kirk, but the near-constant peripeteias of life aboard the Enterprise allow for any number of hiding places away from stillness. Now he prompts a functional realization of that undefined bond and he finds himself redirecting his scientific method to adjust it for the rigors of interpersonal dynamics.
Point of origin: The simplest. It has been and always shall be Jim himself.
Composition: That he cannot see. It's as if it's all he can do to bounce atoms off a black box and take a spectrographic analysis of what is returned to him. But even that wave of colors, up and down spikes on the warm side of the spectrum, requires objective comparison. How can that be achieved when he has never encountered Vulcansβ no, when he has never encountered humans interacting with one another as Kirk interacts with him?
Strength: In a way, the most complex and yet also the foregone conclusion. The significant power of their connection is one he's been aware of for some time; telepathic sensitivity denies him any claim at ignorance. Besides, were he not able to validate their compatibility on his own, it remains a fact that it's been witnessed by any number of alien species who have so quickly identified one or the other as their respective weakness. For as jarred as he has been during past melds with emotional, erratic humans, his times of joining with the most passionate and compelling of these minds has not challenged him due to discomfort. Only due to a desire to remain connected longer than is wise, certainly longer than he had been advised by Vulcan elders on a hot planet a lifetime ago. Just how much, he wonders dispassionately, removedly, would they scorn him?
For as murky as the definition of their bond is and as clear its strength, it's the latter that would disturb Vulcan sensibility.
There have been life-long friends with more disquieting and personally disturbing connections than that of married pairs. Soulmate is a word reserved for insult or pity as often as it is for commendation. And now there is a chance for them to measure, quantifiably, just how excessive Spock's failures have been in keeping humans at arm's-length.
He will know. They will know.
And yet... There's no logical defense he can offer, especially not when his equally logical analysis has borne so little fruit. ]
You are correct, Jim. I shall postpone my research until it is determined to be necessary.
I do not comprehend, however, the need for this hairdryer's ornamentation. I would ask that you pass along its specifications as listed while I continue my search for information on other brands.
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he was careful to present the option concisely, without pomp and circumstance despite the parade in his chest. what he receives in return is a logical agreement, one he suspects his first officer has cogitated for some time; as a result, kirk decides there must be another explanation for how tightly he's holding his phone.)
Specifications: Salton brand, standard electric hairdryer; adjustable speed (low, medium, and high) and temperature (hot, or cool to "seal the cuticle"); 1875W, 125v-60 Hz; 6.56' cord.
A novelty item that packs a punch. I think it's charming, don't you?
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I suggest that you do not genuinely desire commentary from me on the aesthetic value.
[ I was raised in luxury and that thing is not luxurious. ]
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(with neither of them backing down from this silent bluffing war, kirk drops the duck dryer into the swaggy hand basket now resting in the bend of his elbow.)
You know that your commentary is always welcomed and appreciated, Spock. I value your opinion, so don't go holding back on my account.
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It is not in keeping in design with anything ever produced on Vulcan.
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i didn't mean for this to sound this flirty