(kirk, furious, calms himself down by drawing up a comprehensive list of reasons why he hates this message:
1. it's self-serving 2. dating one's superior is not illegal 3. "reliant" has betrayed spock's confidence by notifying kirk of a "crush" he knows, indisputably, was never brought up 4. spock would never confess to someone in writing 5. spock would never send someone a lewd poem about men in fields "or whatever" unless it was beautifully written and worthy of analysis 6. "reliant" has betrayed spock's confidence by notifying kirk of his small misfire mistake 7. as the message's intended recipient, kirk did not get to read the poem 8. "reliant" finds spock's private correspondence funny and awkward enough to share for entertainment 9. it has almost no punctuation 10. how dare he????????????????????????????????????????????)
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1. it's self-serving
2. dating one's superior is not illegal
3. "reliant" has betrayed spock's confidence by notifying kirk of a "crush" he knows, indisputably, was never brought up
4. spock would never confess to someone in writing
5. spock would never send someone a lewd poem about men in fields "or whatever" unless it was beautifully written and worthy of analysis
6. "reliant" has betrayed spock's confidence by notifying kirk of his small misfire mistake
7. as the message's intended recipient, kirk did not get to read the poem
8. "reliant" finds spock's private correspondence funny and awkward enough to share for entertainment
9. it has almost no punctuation
10. how dare he????????????????????????????????????????????)