hah ok get this i think he was, uh trying to confess to me thinking i was you he sent this lewd poem about men in fields or whatever and said it for his "superior officer" aka his crush awkward
anyway its probably illegal to date your superior so maybe thats why he was acting so weird i mean its illegal where im from not that it really stops anyone, i guess but yeah, heads up captain k
(kirk, furious, calms himself down by drawing up a comprehensive list of reasons why he hates this message:
1. it's self-serving 2. dating one's superior is not illegal 3. "reliant" has betrayed spock's confidence by notifying kirk of a "crush" he knows, indisputably, was never brought up 4. spock would never confess to someone in writing 5. spock would never send someone a lewd poem about men in fields "or whatever" unless it was beautifully written and worthy of analysis 6. "reliant" has betrayed spock's confidence by notifying kirk of his small misfire mistake 7. as the message's intended recipient, kirk did not get to read the poem 8. "reliant" finds spock's private correspondence funny and awkward enough to share for entertainment 9. it has almost no punctuation 10. how dare he????????????????????????????????????????????)
(the voicemail is a calm, civil man telling the receiver he's expecting a call back at this number. the text that follows it, however, is only one of those things.)
What you do with your day is no business of mine, but your disrespectful treatment of my first officer is and I won't stand for it. If you intend to contact either of us again in the future, consider doing yourself a favour:
Do not gossip and make assumptions about individuals you do not know.
It's unprofessional, dishonest, and crude. Do I make myself clear?
[Occupied, he reads the text first, immediately chastised at the words on the screen. The sensation is annoying and bitterly humbling. It's like he's standing in his childhood home once more, older sister across from himβhands planted on hips as she delivers a lecture in rapid Russian. It's that tone. That 'Alexei, you know what you did' brand of disciplinary judgment.
What the hell? He'd never asked for that first weirdo to bother him. It's not his fault.
The voicemail isn't so scalding, but it provides text with a voice. Ugh. Less like his sister, and much more the Alliance officers who hated him from the moment he first tried to enlist. Stiffly disappointed.]
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Yes, I'm his captain. May I help you with something?
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i think he was, uh
trying to confess to me thinking i was you
he sent this lewd poem about men in fields or whatever and said it for his "superior officer" aka his crush
awkward
anyway its probably illegal to date your superior so maybe thats why he was acting so weird
i mean its illegal where im from
not that it really stops anyone, i guess
but yeah, heads up captain k
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1. it's self-serving
2. dating one's superior is not illegal
3. "reliant" has betrayed spock's confidence by notifying kirk of a "crush" he knows, indisputably, was never brought up
4. spock would never confess to someone in writing
5. spock would never send someone a lewd poem about men in fields "or whatever" unless it was beautifully written and worthy of analysis
6. "reliant" has betrayed spock's confidence by notifying kirk of his small misfire mistake
7. as the message's intended recipient, kirk did not get to read the poem
8. "reliant" finds spock's private correspondence funny and awkward enough to share for entertainment
9. it has almost no punctuation
10. how dare he????????????????????????????????????????????)
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whoa
cant talk right now
getting a massage from one of those gem people
this place just keeps giving out a bunch of free shit, i dont really get it
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What you do with your day is no business of mine, but your disrespectful treatment of my first officer is and I won't stand for it. If you intend to contact either of us again in the future, consider doing yourself a favour:
Do not gossip and make assumptions about individuals you do not know.
It's unprofessional, dishonest, and crude. Do I make myself clear?
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What the hell? He'd never asked for that first weirdo to bother him. It's not his fault.
The voicemail isn't so scalding, but it provides text with a voice. Ugh. Less like his sister, and much more the Alliance officers who hated him from the moment he first tried to enlist. Stiffly disappointed.]
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[Why does he almost say yes sir... UGH.]
sure, whatever
im not calling you back
forget i said anything and lose my number
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That's not a very mature response when you owe someone an apology, but I shouldn't have expected that of you.
Take care, Reliant.
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